HOW TO FART (MESS) IN PUBLIC and RETAIN Your IMAGE.

by Hillary Afolayan

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow dis guidelines and u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession.


1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit air condition or fan, beta 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.

3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now and then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until  time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE or Caution to take after Farting in Public
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o"

3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places wit dis profession. D world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.

Voice of my personal experience #crazyme#😂😂😂😂😂




(Steps to take when need to fart in public arise)